Attention! I am not a gold member, so I cannot always reach out, see your profile or do a lot of things here. I can only see so many of your messages and I cannot, unfortunately flirt, I will not meet with you if you are not fully vaxxed and boosted. If you have a problem with that, that is on you. Send me a negative message about it will only get you banned. I don't know you, so your thoughts on the matter, even about me, is none of my business. I have respected others by just stating no paperwork, no meeting. I could say more, but why? I am not here to put folks down or call them names. If you are, it says more about you than me. I have a slave. He has served me for 9 years. He is bi and I love to see him suck cock. You would be playing with both of us. You would be under my command the entire time. I am used to being served and not worrying about whether you got off. Sometimes I will just give you permission to go home, jerk off, eat your cum, and thank me for the experience. Sometimes I may let you cum while I am around. The main point is that it is only important that I am happy. I am dominant. It is how I was born. It is the only thing I know. I was doing BDSM before I even knew there were names for the different things I was doing. I am pretty open to anyone who has an interest in us. It does not matter who you are. I only have two very strict rules - being boosted and no smokers, please. Just my prefernces, as I am sure you have yours. I have a lot of rules that need to be lived by. I am a lady first and foremost. This means you do not use crude language with me. You open all doors, including my car door. You need to pull out my chair and stand when I get up and come back to a room. I am a BBW in no uncertain terms. If you like Barbie dolls, they are in aisle 7 at Toys R Us. I am who I am and you are who you are. If you are not into a BBW then move along. Some of you have felt the need to tell me I need to lose weight. That says a lot to me about who you are. How I react to that tells you who I am. I am only looking for long term relationships. This is not fun and games for me. I live this lifestyle 24/7. This lifestyle is not just in the bedroom. I am dominant, it is just who I am and who I will always be. I am a human being with feelings and understand that you are as well. A little respect goes a long way. I will do my very best to respect you and request that you do the same for me. I appreciate your effort and I appreciate you. I love all types so send me a message and say hello. I may bite but I have had all my shots. ;) And fair warning: I love to write/talk so if you do write to me, you could get a chapter book back! You were warned. FAQ (Questions I get asked....a LOT!) Are you real? Yes! I am not a bot and I am not going to ask you to go to a pay site! I am 100% real. Are you going to ask me for money? No! *IF* I am interested then I will possibly meet with you. I do not ask for money for sex or gas or anything else! I am a smart and independent woman. I am sorry so many women are asking for monetary gain but I am NOT one of them. I have messaged/emailed you and you have not written back. Are you not interested? At any one time I have 30-50 people trying to chat with me and I get a LOT of emails everyday. I answer all of them but I do have a husband and s and a life. I may be slow but I promise that I do answer! When can we meet? Whoa! I have met with a couple of guys! I need to talk and see if there is chemistry and then I will decide if I am interested in meeting. I try to be nice to everyone but I only have so much time and will only meet people I feel a connection with. I want a regular FWB, are you interested? No, in fact, I have fun but do not do penetration of any kind. And I am not a friend as much as I am someone who is need of a per to submit to what I need. Friend is not in that description. Do I need a condom? We will see how things go. Best to have one and not need it. Do you like animals? I do but not in that way! I did not know about connotations when I used this profile name. It is an alternate way of just saying "why not" which is my basic philosophy in life. The basics are that if I think I might like you I will meet for drinks, dinner or whatever we agree upon. I only meet in public places. The first time, unless you are George Clooney, will only be to get to know you. I will evaluate our chemistry and we can go from there. I have a dungeon and a live in subbie. Questions? I am an open book!

My Ideal Person My ideal person knows it is about Me and My needs. They love Me from My pretty painted toes to the tip of My head. You love, worship and adore Me. You want to please Me. The happier I am, the happier you are.

No smokers!!!!

Beware that I am a BBW but that is something I am working on so perhaps I can be a small beautiful woman. Accept me for who I am and I will do the same for you. A little respect goes a long way.

If you have a cock for your main profile pic then don't hold your breath waiting on a reply! (although it could come!) Every guy seems to have his cock shoved in your face for the profile pic. I want to see who you are.

I need the intellectual aspect of a relationship. If that is not there then you do not have a chance. Please do not email me when the only words are asking me where and when. I hate being rude but I am offended by those emails.

I love a guy who is not afraid to humble himself. One who knows the value of a female. You know where your place is in relation to Me and it is definitely not equal!

If this profile is understood then email Me, I want to hear from you!

Please try and use full sentences so I can understand and appreciate what you are trying to tell me. What you say is important, I know this because you took time out of your day to say it. I cannot respond to something I cannot decipher or understand and I do not want to be rude.

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
I have lived so many of them I am not sure what I will think
of next!

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A bed, A moving vehicle (i.e. car), The middle of a park, An airplane, A dark back alley, A movie theatre, A remote wilderness spot, Under a waterfall, A swimming pool or hot tub, A store dressing room, An elevator, A hotel room, Anywhere

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Receiving Oral Sex, Sadomasochism, Urolagnia (Water Sports/Urine), Fetishes, Light Bondage, Hard Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Cross Dressing, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Blindfolds, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Experience in a certain role (top/bottom; master/slave), Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Creativity/Kinkiness level

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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